5 Steps to Becoming Insanely Successful…or Whatever

Step 1: Ignore every step-by-step system for success, including probably this one

Step 2: Understand that “success” is just something you and everyone else made up-it’s not even real

Dude, stop pretending you’re hot shit, you’re on a fucking pirate ship.

Step 3: Succumb to the existential despair that comes with the realization that your self-definition is completely arbitrary and self-invented

Step 4: Eat some popcorn. Drink a beer. You’re going to be okay

Step 5: Focus on what matters now


Author of #1 NYTimes Bestseller ‘The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck’. OG Blogger. Psychology Nerd. I enjoy cats and whiskey. But not at the same time.

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